[00:00.00]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do I know you?
[00:01.56]Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.
[00:04.20]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
[00:06.94]Doofenshmirtz: Right back at you, big guy.
[00:08.95]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
[00:11.39]Doofenshmirtz: I suppose so.
[00:13.67]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Do you want some rice pudding?
[00:15.43]Doofenshmirtz: No, that's gross!
[00:17.35]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It was a test! Almond brittle?
[00:19.43]Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, I love it the most!
[00:21.26]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Me too!
[00:21.92]Doofenshmirtz: Do you collect coins?
[00:23.45]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, just in case
[00:25.31]Vending machines become the
[00:27.87]Both: Dominant race
[00:29.20]I've been alone all these years
[00:33.36]With my irrational fears
[00:35.49]Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
[00:37.47]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): But now before me I see
[00:41.28]Both: Someone with whom I agree
[00:43.37]I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
[00:47.23]I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
[00:50.86]
[00:58.44]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
[01:00.81]Doofenshmirtz: I've been told I slouch
[01:02.57]I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know...
[01:04.97]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): It's in this pouch
[01:06.37]Doofenshmirtz: Ouch!
[01:07.35]Doofenshmirtz: You know,
[01:07.39]I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch.
[01:11.10]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah...
[01:11.88](pause)
[01:13.26]Doofenshmirtz:  ...Nothing...
[01:15.20]Doofenshmirtz: Do Lamas weird you out?
[01:17.29]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
[01:19.11]Doofenshmirtz: No, no, I meant Lorenzo
[01:21.33]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Oh, that's right
[01:22.05]Both: He played Meap!
[01:23.09]Both: Now I know all about you
[01:27.06]And you know all about me
[01:29.61]Doofenshmirtz: Ooh-wee-ooh
[01:31.29]Both: And now before me I see
[01:34.99]Someone with whom I agree
[01:37.11]I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
[01:40.99]I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
[01:45.12]Now that I've found you
[01:49.09]Or we can be a duo
[01:52.27]Doofenshmirtz: That's right.
[01:53.33]Both: Twice the evil
[01:55.51]Double Doofenshmirtz
[01:57.50]Doofenshmirtz: Coming at you Fridays!
[02:00.62]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): What- What's that,
[02:01.30]are we doing a TV show together?
[02:02.92]Doofenshmirtz: Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it.
[02:04.90]Well, I mean, we could. We should!
[02:06.97]Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.
[02:09.59]Doofenshmirtz: That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one.
[02:12.64](Pokes him) huh?