[00:06.53]Vanessa: Dad?
[00:07.32]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa!
[00:08.47]Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing?
[00:10.26]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand
[00:12.74]But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
[00:15.23]And I got records on my fingers
[00:16.50]Teens: Whaaat?
[00:16.98]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers
[00:17.90]I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
[00:20.14]Teens: Don't stop
[00:21.05]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me
[00:22.73]Teens: Whaaat?
[00:23.49]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me
[00:25.14]Now let me sum it up
[00:26.32]It was a strange set of circumstances
[00:27.60]Teens: Strange set of circumstances
[00:28.86]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands,
[00:31.36]now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
[00:33.73]Teens: Don't stop! Don't stop!
[00:34.78]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able
[00:36.25]There's a Platypus Controlling Me, he's underneath the table
[00:38.63]Teens: There's a platypus controlling him- WHAAAT?
[00:40.80]Teen: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down!
[00:45.61]Teens: Like corporations are a platypus
[00:47.38]The government's a platypus
[00:48.68]Your teacher is a platypus
[00:49.89]Weird Teen: My teacher is a panda
[00:51.21]Teens: Society's a platypus
[00:52.40]My parents are a platypus
[00:53.63]The media's a platypus
[00:54.88]It's all just propaganda
[00:56.08]Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us
[00:58.40]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No, just me
[00:59.17]Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us
[01:00.42]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able
[01:01.15]Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us
[01:02.53]Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically
[01:03.52]the platypus controlling me is underneath the table
[01:05.95]Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone!
[01:08.47]Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me.
[01:13.40]There's no platypus controlling me!