[00:00.914]Something weird's going on 'round here
[00:03.418]Gotta get me some ?vidence!
[00:06.641]Some strange goings-on happenin' on the back lawn
[00:09.526]And it's gettin' too intense
[00:12.196]'Cause you're not Ferb! No!
[00:15.165]And I'm disturbed!
[00:18.160]'Cause you're not Ferb!
[00:21.609]You've got the same colored hair and his savoir-faire
[00:24.345]And his zany serenity!
[00:27.532]Though it's not conclusive something elusive
[00:30.694]Says you stole his identity!
[00:33.135]Cause you're not Ferb! No!
[00:36.057]You're not Ferb! No!
[00:39.106]You're not Ferb!
[00:42.162]You're not Ferb!
[00:45.332]You're not Ferb!
[00:48.201]You're not Ferb!
[00:51.197]You're not Ferb!
[00:54.112]You're not Ferb!
[00:57.193]You're not Ferb!