DOCTOR DILLAMOND
 (spoken) Oh, Miss Elphaba
 The things one hears these days
 Dreadful things
 (sung) I've heard of an Ox
 A professor from Quox
 No longer permitted to teach
 Who has lost all powers of speech
 And an Owl in Munchkin Rock
 A vicar with a thriving flock
 Forbidden to preach
 Now he can only screech!
 Only rumors , but still
 Enough to give pause
 To anyone with paws
 Something bad is happening in Oz...
 ELPHABA
 Something bad? Happening in Oz?
 DILLAMOND
 Under the surface
 Behind the scenes
 Something baaaaaaad...
 (spoken) Sorry "Bad"
 ELPHABA
 (spoken)Doctor Dillamond
 If something bad is happening to the Animals
 Someone's got to tell the Wizard
 That's why we have a Wizard
 (sung) So nothing bad....
 DILLAMOND
 (spoken) I hope you're right...
 BOTH
 Nothing all that bad...
 DILLAMOND
 Nothing truly baaaaaad....
 (spoken) Sorry... "Bad"...
 ELPHABA
 It couldn't happen here
 In Oz...