Sock-puppetry maybe rampant online
Althought not only in music videos but message-boards
Columns and blogs
Commenting on your own point of view
This has led to your new title
Recently a senior-editor at this webpage
Writing columns on the election
Getting 230 hits a day
An application to The Times
Thank you very much
We'd like to have your debates at ours dot com
But only to find out that we were wrong
This has led to your un-employment
We stripped away your columns and blogs for using
A fake handle on/in your blog
So fast ascending it's mind-bending
Sleeping in the cold and trembling
Eating of the ground is tempting
Even if left-overs havn't been properly cooked
Fast ascending it's mind-bending
Sleeping in the cold and trembling
Eating of the ground is tempting
Colours taste differently on different tongues
Your mother had five minutes of fun
You try to pick up girls, like you pick a fight
With a cheesy pick-up line
Performing drunk-dials to your latest ex

The institution doesn't exist
The institution doesn't exist
The institution doesn't exist
The institution doesn't exist