Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just want to lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doin anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
Nobody will tell me I can't
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
Because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
Oooh yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
Nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out this is great
(Oh this is great)
Yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait

Ooooh yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up the phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause I swear I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't goin' anywhere
No no no no no noooo
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahh
Oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything
I just want to lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
Nothing at all
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
Nothing at all