[00:00.00] 作词 : Gerald Casale/Mark Allen Mothersbaugh
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Gerald Casale/Mark Allen Mothersbaugh
[00:03.81]If i had a hammer
[00:05.67]I'd wake up my neighbors
[00:07.35]Pounding out a rhythm
[00:09.27]All about you
[00:19.65]If i had a pencil
[00:22.59]I'd push me some paper
[00:26.16]I'd build a skyscraper
[00:29.94]To get close to you
[00:33.57]If i had a lasso
[00:37.50]I'd sail out the window
[00:41.07]And land on an island
[00:44.22]Next to you
[00:48.57]If i had a hot rod
[00:52.38]I'd fasten up my seatbelt
[00:56.13]And break the speed limit
[00:58.77]Gettin' to you
[01:01.92]But i ain't got a hammer
[01:06.84]And i ain't got a pencil
[01:10.95]And i ain't got a lasso
[01:12.69]So i'm doing it the hard way
[01:16.20]Like a post post-modern man
[01:31.23]If i had a credit card
[01:34.71]I'd clear me a pathway
[01:38.40]Through the deepest jungle
[01:41.85]Right to your door
[01:45.78]If i had a camera
[01:49.14]I'd snap away my fingers
[01:53.16]And collect up the pictures
[01:54.09]Of you of course
[02:00.48]But i ain't got a hot rod
[02:04.59]And i ain't got a credit card
[02:06.72]No chance for a camera
[02:10.35]So i'm doing it the hard way
[02:13.92]Like a post post-modern man
[02:17.13]Well i ain't got a hammer
[02:30.87]And i ain't got a lasso
[02:37.38]No chance for a camera
[02:40.95]So i'm doing it the hard way