[00:00]I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose.
[00:03]Ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose.
[00:05]But there is one fact that I do know,
[00:09]I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head show.
[00:36]Other day I turn my TV on, and guess what I do see?
[00:40]Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me.
[00:43]Said "What the hell's this", and Ler said "Boy, dont' you know?"
[00:46]The whole world's gone crazy over that there Beavis and Butt-head show.
[01:01]Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that.
[01:05]I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat!
[01:08]On Comedy, I'm a stooges man. I like Larry, Curly and Moe.
[01:11]But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the Beavis and Butt-head show.
[02:03]Stone-Temple Pearlvana Chain, now there's a helluva band.
[02:07]They got that original sound that's sweepin' cross the land.
[02:10]Ain't no ZZ Top though, now that's the band for me.
[02:13]If I had my way MTV'd play just them and AC/DC.
[02:16]I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man.
[02:19]I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can!
[02:22]I don't give a rat's ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose.
[02:25]I sure get a kick outta them Beavis and Butt-head shows.
[02:33]Butthead: "Hey Beavis..."
[02:36]Beavis: "What?"
[02:39]Butthead: "I was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool."
[02:47]Beavis: "Yeah, I'm gonna try that."
[02:52]Butthead: "TV is cool..."
[02:57]Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, TV rules....it rules! Yeah..."
[03:05]Butthead: "Hey Beavis...I heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels.
[03:12]That's gonna be cool."
[03:14]Beavis: "Really? That would be cool."
[03:18]Butthead: "You know what would be really cool, though?
[03:20]If like, one of the channels didn't suck."
[03:24]Beavis: "Yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the other
[03:28]um...three hundred and twenty-seven?"
[03:32]Butthead: "Because, you know all those TV shows that suck?
[03:35]It's like, you gotta put themsomewhere!
[03:39]You can't put 'em on the cool channel!"
[03:41]Beavis: "Yeah, yeah! They should call it the cool channel,嘿嘿"