[00:03.66]This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
[00:06.21]As you can see, MUSIC can get you
[00:11.53]pretty fucked up...
[00:12.97]
[00:14.01]Take a tip from Joe,
[00:15.88]
[00:16.57]do like he did, hock your imaginary guitar
[00:20.88]
[00:21.50]and get a good job...Joe did,
[00:25.38]
[00:26.31]and he's a happy guy now, on the day shift at
[00:31.46]the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen,
[00:34.71]
[00:35.59]arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of
[00:40.04]a fully-charged icing anointment utensil.
[00:44.67]
[00:45.60]And every time a nice little muffin comes
[00:50.30]by on the belt, he poots forth...
[00:52.87]And if this doesn't convince you that MUSIC
[00:57.61]causes BIG TROUBLE...
[00:59.20]
[00:59.82]then maybe I should turn off my plastic' megaphone and
[01:03.55]sing the last song on the album in my regular voice...
[01:07.74]
[01:13.12]A little green rosetta
[01:15.18]
[01:16.56]A little green rosetta
[01:19.02]
[01:20.47]A little green rosetta
[01:23.48]
[01:24.60]A little green rosetta
[01:27.47]
[01:28.94]You'll make a muffin betta
[01:31.57]
[01:33.12]With a green rosetta
[01:35.65]
[01:37.08]A little green rosetta
[01:39.73]
[01:41.10]A tiny green rosetta
[01:43.84]
[01:45.25]A little green rosetta
[01:47.62]
[01:49.49]A little green rosetta
[01:51.27]
[01:53.63]A little green rosetta
[01:55.90]
[01:57.34]A little green rosetta
[01:59.45]
[02:01.66]You'll make a muffin betta
[02:03.59]
[02:04.35]Betta
[02:05.11]It's really getting betta
[02:07.17]It's betta, it's betta
[02:09.76]With a green rosetta setta setta
[02:11.63]
[02:18.96]Green rositti
[02:20.40]
[02:22.21]A little green rositti
[02:24.30]
[02:26.30]It's really, really meaty
[02:28.38]
[02:30.31]A little green rositti
[02:31.99]
[02:34.83]Betta, betta,
[02:36.20]（Hey, really out there...really good）
[02:39.10]It's really getting betta
[02:40.22]It's betta, it's betta
[02:41.44]With a green rosetta
[02:43.92]Setta, setta
[02:45.05]
[02:45.61]（Good God, give the drummer some）
[02:47.94]Green rosetta
[02:49.25]
[02:50.93]A little green rosetta
[02:52.85]
[02:54.92]A little green rosetta
[02:56.66]
[02:59.17]A little green rosetta
[03:00.96]
[03:01.71]（Setta, setta, setta, etc....）
[03:03.62]
[03:07.61]（Make a muffin, make a muffin, make a muffin,
[03:09.93]Make a muffin betta, make a muffin betta, [etc....]）
[03:13.19]
[03:14.73]With a green rosetta
[03:17.11]
[03:20.70]A little green rosetta
[03:22.66][Etc....]
[03:35.06]Good God! You're really jammin !
[03:38.06]
[03:39.11]Now the Reggae version, hey, for the People in
[03:42.95]the Third World...
[03:44.38]we haven't forgotten anybody on this song.. .
[03:47.85]for all of you French
[03:49.23]people...who think that you re outta sight...
[03:52.37]And for the people in Spain...who think
[03:54.48]the French people are where its at...
[03:56.61]And for the people in Mongolia who always
[03:58.64]wanted to go to Spain for a vacation...
[04:00.75]
[04:01.50]And for those of you in Taiwan who got chumped,
[04:04.15]
[04:05.03]this chorus is for you: （Rang Tang Ding Dong,
[04:10.02]I am the Japanese Sandman...
[04:11.64]Take eight...）
[04:11.86]
[04:13.48]Green rosetta
[04:14.61]
[04:15.42]Green rosetta
[04:16.17]
[04:16.76]A little green rosetta
[04:20.07]（Against the Reggae beat, though...
[04:22.30]No, it's still Reggae, but it s all backwards）
[04:24.48]A little green rosetta
[04:25.98]A little green rosetta
[04:28.73]A little green rosetta
[04:30.22]You'll make a muffin betta [Etc., etc., etc...]
[04:33.48]
[04:44.58]Now you see, some places in the Third World it might be difficult to dance to this because
[04:48.88]the kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.. .
[04:52.83]
[04:53.35]And a lot of times they run out of,
[04:55.41]they run out of spunk right in the middle of the chorus...
[04:58.41]
[04:59.67]Causing the song to sound like this...
[05:01.98]A little green rosetta
[05:04.26]However we continue in spite of the fact that the fuel may be low on your record player.
[05:08.88]
[05:09.57]We suggest that in places like the Fourth World where things are really tough that you
[05:13.54]keep the record player going by rubbing two sticks together. And if all else fails,
[05:21.60]
[05:24.22]throw the record away...
[05:25.47]
[05:26.84]build your own green rosetta...
[05:30.34]
[05:31.15]try this recipe: Well start with a lump of grass...
[05:34.50]
[05:41.02]the grass bone connected to the ankle bone...
[05:43.64]
[05:45.59]the knee bone connected to the
[05:49.46]wishbone...and then everybody moves to New York and goes to a party with Warren.
[05:59.02]Hey! And we've flown in,
[06:05.89]at great expense,
[06:06.95]（triple scale, no less, ladies and gentlemen）,
[06:09.01]Steve Gad's clone to play the out-chorus on this song...
[06:11.66]
[06:14.03]lies really outa-site, in spite of
[06:18.98]thefact that the click track is totally irrelevant to what he's doing now.
[06:23.05]I in listening to
[06:23.92]the click, yes I'm suffering with the click track right now...
[06:25.89]this guy is totally out of sync with it,
[06:27.51]but what the fuck. Ed Mann will call him up later,
[06:29.57]show him the sign. Okay Vinnie, where
[06:33.08]is five?
[06:33.83]
[06:43.80]They're pretty good musicians
[06:45.92]
[06:47.64]They re pretty good musicians
[06:49.80]
[06:55.64]They're pretty good musicians
[06:58.14]
[06:59.44]They're pretty good musicians
[07:02.32]
[07:11.74]But it don't make no difference
[07:13.18]If they're good musicians
[07:14.50]
[07:15.50]Because anybody who would buy this record
[07:17.62]Doesn't give a fuck if there's good musicians
[07:19.78]On it
[07:20.77]Because this is a stupid song
[07:22.46]
[07:24.01]AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
[07:26.70]
[07:28.01]A little green rosetta
[07:30.13]
[07:31.83]A little green rosetta
[07:34.33]
[07:36.28]A little green rosetta
[07:38.84]
[07:40.02]A little green rosetta
[07:41.86]
[07:44.42]You make a muffin betta
[07:46.81]
[07:48.37]With a little green rosetta
[07:51.06]
[07:52.56]A little green rosetta
[07:54.69]
[07:56.20]Rosetta, rosetta, rosetta