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[00:01.25]Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa
[00:06.58]The mystery man came over
[00:09.52]And he said "I'm outta sight!"
[00:12.85]He said for a nominal service charge
[00:15.74]I could reach nirvana tonight
[00:19.05]If I was ready, willing and able
[00:22.07]To pay him his regular fee
[00:25.15]He would drop all the rest of
[00:27.42]His pressing affairs and devote
[00:29.10]His attention to me
[00:30.85]But I said "Look here brother
[00:36.13]who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[00:38.82]Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[00:44.58]Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
[00:57.39]The mystery man got nervous
[01:00.15]And he fidget around a bit
[01:03.16]He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
[01:06.11]And he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:09.06]Now I thought it was a razor
[01:12.20]And a can of foaming goo
[01:15.33]But he told me right then when the top popped open
[01:18.78]There was nothin' his box won't do
[01:21.67]With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
[01:27.69]He said "You might not believe this, little fella
[01:30.63]But it'll cure your asthma too"
[01:33.46]And I said "Look here brother
[01:39.04]Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
[01:41.67]Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
[01:47.31]Look here brother, don't waste your time on me"
[01:56.60]（Don't waste your time）
[02:00.06]
[02:39.73]"I've got troubles of my own", I said
[02:42.68]"And you can't help me out
[02:44.63]So, take your meditations and your preparations
[02:48.76]And ram it up your snout!"
[02:51.62]"But I got the crystal ball", he said
[02:55.44]And held it to the ligh
[02:57.70]So I snatched it, all away from him
[03:01.09]And I showed him how to do it right
[03:05.10]I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
[03:07.36]So I looked like I was deep
[03:09.75]I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
[03:13.38]I told him he was going to sleep
[03:16.40]I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
[03:18.28]And everything else I found
[03:22.60]I had that sucker hypnotized
[03:24.74]He couldn't even make a sound
[03:27.81]I proceeded to tell him his future, then
[03:31.00]As long as he was hanging around
[03:32.95]I said "The price of meat has just gone up
[03:37.03]And your old lady has just gone down!"
[03:40.30]And I said "Look here brother-who you
[03:45.12]Jiving with that cosmik debris?
[03:47.44]Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
[03:52.02]Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
[03:56.60]So, don't waste your time on me"
[04:00.11]Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me
[04:06.12]（Shanti）