[00:00.45]you know, you know [00:03.63]sometimes, sometimes people say to me, [00:07.35]"rose, [00:16.37]when's the first time you ever heard the blues?" [00:19.43]and u know what i tell 'em? "the day i was born." [00:24.78] [00:28.46]you know why? you know why? [00:33.34]'coz i was born a woman. [00:36.38] [00:36.62]ah! oh! we got some noisy females in the house tonight! [00:44.97] [00:46.78]i do like to hear that high-pitched sound, you know i do. [00:52.81]oh, being a woman is so interesting don't you find it? [00:56.78]what are we ladies, what are we? [00:58.41]we are waitresses at the banquet of life! [01:01.54] [01:03.33]get into that kitchen and rattle them pots and pans... [01:07.70]and you better look pretty god-damned good doing it [01:09.59]too or else you gonna lose your good thang! [01:13.48] [01:16.36]oh! and why do we dot that, why do we do that? [01:19.23]i tell you why we do that, we do that to find looove. [01:22.89]oh, i love to be in love, don't you love to be in love? [01:26.46]ain't it just great to be in love? [01:28.61]oh, ain't it wonderful? [01:31.02]isn't it wonderful to be in love? [01:34.26]ain't it just grand laying there late at night in bed [01:37.16]waiting for your man to show up? [01:40.09]and when he finally does, round about four o'clock in the morning [01:44.41]with whiskey on his breath [01:46.50]and the smell of another woman on his person... [01:50.07] [01:50.79]oh, honey i can smell another woman at five hundred paces! [01:54.44]that's a easy one to catch! [01:59.04] [02:01.97]so what do you do when he comes home with the smell of another woman on him? [02:06.96]do you say, "oh, honey, let me open up my loving arms and my loving legs! [02:11.61]dive right in, baby, the water's fine!" [02:14.57]is that what you say, girls?! [02:19.01]or do you say, "pack your bags! [02:22.79]i'm putting on my little waitress cap and my fancy high heel shoes. [02:25.92]i'm gonna go find me a real man, a good man, a true man, [02:27.83]a man to love me for sure." [02:31.03]you know i tell you something, [02:32.34]i tell u something: i tohught... [02:34.58]at one time i actually thought i found myself one. [02:37.70]i did, i thought i found myself one. [02:41.64]when he... when he...