I could be anything, you want me to be
 Cook you nice dinners, and then gently rub your feet
 I could be the perfect wife, and be your slave for life
 But I won't, no I won't
 I could be the sweetest thing, you think you've ever seen
 Dress up in skimpy clothes, all to fulfill your dreams
 I could do anything, to show how much you mean
 But I won't, no I won't
 I'll be a fly in your soup, the one that's always in your face
 Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case
 I'm the stain on your suit, yeah that one you can't replace
 Just because I can
 I'll be the itch on your back, on a spot that you can't reach
 I'm the reason you crack, yeah I'm like a bad disease
 Just because I can - just because I can
 I could be the mistress, who says she doesn't care
 And I'll keep on smiling, when you're treating me like air
 I could be your best friend, the one who's always there
 But I won't, no I won't
 I'll be a fly in your soup, the one that's always in your face
 Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case
 I'm the stain on your suit, yeah that one you can't replace
 Just because I can
 I'll be the itch on your back, on a spot that you can't reach
 I'm the reason you crack, yeah I'm like a bad disease
 Just because I can - just because I can
 Just because I can - just because I can
 I'm gonna be, that thing in your head
 Keeping you awake, at night in your bed
 And every time you feel, you're losing control
 Remember I'm the one, who dug you that hole
 Just because I can
 I can be the things you want
 But I won't…
 I'll be a fly in your soup, the one that's always in your face
 Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case
 I'm the stain on your suit, yeah that one you can't replace
 Just because I can
 I'll be the itch on your back, on a spot that you can't reach
 I'm the reason you crack, yeah I'm like a bad disease
 Just because I can - just because I can
 Just because I can - just because I can… I can
 I can be the things you want
 But I won't