My left shoe's on my right foot
My right shoe's on my left
Oh, listen to me, Mimi
Of reason I'm bereft
The buttons of my trousers
Are button'd to my vest
Oh, listen to me, Mimi
Mere passion's in my breast
Mimi, you funny little good for nothing
Mimi, am I the guy?
Mimi, you sunny little honey of a
Mimi, I'm aiming high
Mimi, you've got me sad and dreamy
You could free me, if you'd see me
Mimi, you know I'd like to have
A little son of a Mimi bye and bye