[01:12.15]  My name is Mud
[01:14.19] Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
[01:16.20] My name is mud and it's always been
[01:18.27] 'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-***** you've ever seen
[01:25.62] I dress in blue-yes navy blue
[01:27.81] From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
[01:33.21] I make 'em s*ine, well most the time
[01:35.97] 'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
[01:43.02] Six foort two and rude as hell
[01:45.51] I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell
[01:51.42] My name is Mud
[02:39.00] My name is Mud,
[02:40.71] but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
[02:42.78] That's long for Mud, so I've been told
[02:50.82] Told that by this ********** that lies before me bloated blue and cold
[02:55.08] I've got my pride, I drink my wine
[03:00.39] I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months
[03:06.42] Or were it years
[03:09.81] The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
[03:13.86] We had our words, a common spat
[03:18.99] So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat