Let's go!
Oh no!
Can't stop the tickles
They call me Dr. Giggles
Its o-o-off the chizzle fo shizzle dizzle!
I'm banging with the B-O-T-O dizzle with wiffles
Cause I dribble like I'm rubbing on nipples
Gotta get out the pickle
Make it rain with the ripples
Let my candy rum trickle
Get you buzzed with double triples
Getting head in, rentals
Avoiding the parentals
This is ghetto, plain and simple
With the down beat tempo.
Oh no, they be hating us,
Cause we're glamorous!
They be hating us,
Cuz we're fabulous!
Can't stop me once I've started
Baby, got me retarded!
Don't phunk-phunk-phunk-ppphhhuuunnnkkk-phunk with my heart.
Let's go!
[Chorus]
Chop, chop, chop you up!
I'm a monster!
Hahaha!
Eat you like a cannibal,
Spit you out like an animal! 
[x2]
Slice, slice, slice you up!
I'm a monster!
Hahaha!
Cut you up, I'll slice and dice!
Serve you up as cold as ice. 
[x2]
Go ahead girl, and shake that butt!
Make me freaking bust a nut!
Crank that music, blast it up!
Let's get wasted, super uh!
Guess what honey, I'm a freak!
I'm a freak inside those sheets.
Rough, tough, naughty nurse,
Rip it up, now make it hurt!
Don't stop, get it! Get it!
Last for hours, not for minutes.
Open wide for my surprise,
Scratch and blow for your grand prize.
Smear it on your plastic face,
Leave you with a sweeter taste.
Super soaker on your chest,
Let it drip down on your breasts!
Let's go!
[Chorus]
Chop, chop, chop you up!
I'm a monster!
Hahaha!
Eat you like a cannibal,
Spit you out like an animal! 
[x2]
Slice, slice, slice you up!
I'm a monster!
Hahaha!
Cut you up, I'll slice and dice!
Serve you up as cold as ice. 
[x2]
Haters make me famous! [x5]
[Chorus]
Chop, chop, chop you up!
I'm a monster!
Hahaha!
Eat you like a cannibal,
Spit you out like an animal! 
[x2]
Slice, slice, slice you up!
I'm a monster!
Hahaha!
Cut you up, I'll slice and dice!
Serve you up as cold as ice. 
[x2]