[00:00.000]Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
[00:03.644]Who, me?
[00:05.864]l'm not a witch at all.
[00:08.346]l'm Dorothy Gale, from Kansas.
[00:10.854]What was that?
[00:15.608]The Munchkins. They're laughing because l am a witch.
[00:19.213]l'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.
[00:21.695]You are?
[00:23.654]l beg your pardon!
[00:25.352]But l've never heard of a beautiful witch before.
[00:28.904]But if you please, what are Munchkins?
[00:31.020]The little people who live here. lt's Munchkinland...
[00:34.913]...and you are their national ******* my dear. ...
[00:37.211]lt's all right. You may all come out and thank her.
[00:41.051]Come out, come out Wherever you are
[00:45.518]And meet the young lady Who fell from a star
[00:54.687]She fell from the sky She fell very far
[00:59.102]And Kansas, she says Is the name of the star
[01:04.300]Kansas, she says Is the name of the star
[01:11.745]She brings you good news
[01:14.018]Or haven't you heard?
[01:16.578]When she fell out of Kansas
[01:19.817]A miracle occurred
[01:25.642]It really was no miracle What happened was just this
[01:28.673]The wind began to switch The house to pitch
[01:32.199]And suddenly the hinges Started to unhitch
[01:35.621]Just then the Witch To satisfy an itch
[01:39.043]Went flying on her broomstick Thumbing for a hitch
[01:42.779]And oh, what happened then was rich
[01:45.887]The house began to pitch The kitchen took a slitch
[01:49.257]It landed on the Wicked Witch In the middle of a ditch
[01:52.496]Which was not a healthy situation For the Wicked Witch
[01:57.799]The house began to pitch The kitchen took a slitch
[02:00.829]It landed on the Wicked Witch In the middle of a ditch
[02:03.938]Which was not a healthy situation For the Wicked Witch
[02:08.849]Who began to twitch And was reduced to just a stitch
[02:12.976]Of what was once the Wicked Witch