[00:20.526]My girl, she's on the ill tip
[00:25.184]Exercised her right to forfeit and rust a bit
[00:30.013]Her brain's like a microchip
[00:39.217]Now it's a day in the life of
[00:43.724]A space cadet that her mother calls daughter
[00:48.525]And ooh, just follow the instructions
[00:52.652]And the pieces come alive
[00:58.670]Ooh, when her shit malfunctions
[01:02.197]Yeah, they said she'll last but they lied
[01:07.529]Microchip girl
[01:12.370]Kicks ass at trivia
[01:17.123]CD-ROM curls
[01:33.856]Now she wants a PC, to stick a modem into me
[01:38.488]I'm not the kind of guy that goes online for just any girl
[01:43.803]Now it's a strange, strange relationship
[01:46.857]Microchip girl's got her head on straight, I should know, I put it there
[01:53.482]Now what do I get her for Christmas?
[01:56.281]She's got it all on hard disk, accessible to the world
[02:02.968]Ooh, just follow the instructions
[02:06.525]I just keep her oiled and she's cool
[02:11.283]Yeah, ooh, when her shit malfunctions
[02:15.997]I just plug her in to refuel
[02:21.387]Microchip girl
[02:26.168]Found the end of pi
[02:30.935]32-bit curls
[02:57.785]And ooh, just follow the instructions
[03:01.310]And the pieces come alive
[03:07.326]Ooh, when her shit malfunctions
[03:10.828]Yeah, they said she'll last but they lied
[03:16.261]Microchip girl
[03:20.988]Kicks ass at trivia
[03:25.747]CD-ROM curls