My girl, she's on the ill tip
Exercised her right to forfeit and rust a bit
Her brain's like a microchip
Now it's a day in the life of
A space cadet that her mother calls daughter
And ooh, just follow the instructions
And the pieces come alive
Ooh, when her shit malfunctions
Yeah, they said she'll last but they lied
Microchip girl
Kicks ass at trivia
CD-ROM curls
Now she wants a PC, to stick a modem into me
I'm not the kind of guy that goes online for just any girl
Now it's a strange, strange relationship
Microchip girl's got her head on straight, I should know, I put it there
Now what do I get her for Christmas?
She's got it all on hard disk, accessible to the world
Ooh, just follow the instructions
I just keep her oiled and she's cool
Yeah, ooh, when her shit malfunctions
I just plug her in to refuel
Microchip girl
Found the end of pi
32-bit curls
And ooh, just follow the instructions
And the pieces come alive
Ooh, when her shit malfunctions
Yeah, they said she'll last but they lied
Microchip girl
Kicks ass at trivia
CD-ROM curls