Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddy doo (God damn, it's some honkies in this mother****** tonight) Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Oh, oh, oh, ah, yeah (You mother******s came anyway, huh) I met this ************* standing on the block Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo She'll suck on my ************* if I buy her a rock Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Got the ************* (Got the *************) She got jacked (She got jacked) Punched her face (Punched her face) And I took my money back I was walking down the street when I met this lula Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo She had a mouthpiece and a nice soup cooler Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo She sucked my ************* (Sucked my *************) Licked my ************* (Licked my *************) Kissed my ass (Kissed my ass) Goddamn, this *************'ll do it all I met this ************* at a quarter past 12 Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo When I took her ass home, the ************* smelled like hell Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Summer's Eve (Summer's Eve) Massengil (Massengil) Wash your ************* (Wash your *************) ************* kill that funky smell I saw this ************* walking down the block Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Between her legs she had a big red spot Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Was it cum? (Was it cum?) Was it blood? (Was it blood?) My ************* (My *************) My *************, I don't know what the ************* it was I met this girl and she tried to act *************tty Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo She was from the projects of Liberty City Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Bango (Bango) Rag top (Rag top) Cross me (Cross me) And bet your ass you'll get dropped I saw this fag tricking at the bus stop Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo I said, you sissy mother****** you know, you oughta stop Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Spreading AIDS (Spreading AIDS) Punk ************* (Punk *************) Watching ************* (Watching *************) You know a real ************* ain't about all that *************t Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddy doo Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddy doo