[00:00.00] 作曲 : Jonathan Coulton
[00:04.20]We took the freeway out of town
[00:07.38]We found a place to settle down
[00:10.65]We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog
[00:15.45]You got your very own bathroom
[00:18.66]I got my very own workshop in the basement
[00:22.26]We'll sit around staring at the wall-to-wall
[00:26.01]Take fieldtrips to our favorite mall
[00:29.58]Waiting for the day when all
[00:32.49]The kids grow up and leave us here
[00:35.64]If you need me
[00:37.29]I'll be downstairs
[00:38.79]With the Shop Vac
[00:40.41]You can call but I probably won't hear you
[00:43.47]Because it's loud with the Shop Vac on
[00:48.42]But you'll be okay
[00:49.59]'Cause you'll be upstairs
[00:51.51]with the TV
[00:53.22]You can cry and I probably won't hear you
[00:56.13]Because it's loud with the Shop Vac on
[01:01.83]We hung a flag above the door
[01:04.95]Checked out the gourmet grocery store
[01:08.25]I bought a mower I can ride around the yard
[01:13.23]But we haven't got real friends
[01:16.53]And now even the fake ones have stopped calling
[01:19.89]Maybe if you forget to hide the keys
[01:23.88]I'll take a ride to Applebee's
[01:27.12]I'll come home drunk on daiquiris
[01:30.12]And throw up on the neighbor's lawn
[01:33.45]If you need me
[01:34.86]I'll be downstairs
[01:36.42]With the Shop Vac
[01:37.98]You can call but I probably won't hear you
[01:41.07]Because it's loud with the Shop Vac on
[01:45.99]But you'll be okay
[01:47.19]'Cause you'll be upstairs
[01:49.11]With the TV
[01:50.79]You can cry and I probably won't hear you
[01:53.85]Because it's loud with the Shop Vac on
[01:59.43]I like the Starbucks here
[02:01.26]That's better than the other one
[02:03.63]Because the other one's not as good
[02:05.76]They really need to put a light there because it's hard to turn
[02:09.87]It's hard to make a left turn
[02:25.08]And when it's time to go to bed
[02:28.32]I'm still awake inside my head
[02:31.62]Floating up above the house and looking down
[02:36.30]I guess I gotta go back there
[02:39.54]I guess there never was any other answer
[02:43.32]And as the freeway hums the cars go by
[02:48.84]The headlights roll across the sky
[02:50.40]Many miles away and I
[02:53.73]Can see them speeding through the dark
[02:56.64]If you need me
[02:58.05]I'll be downstairs
[02:59.61]With the Shop Vac
[03:01.14]You can call but I probably won't hear you
[03:04.26]Because it's loud with the Shop Vac on
[03:09.21]But you'll be okay
[03:10.35]'Cause you'll be upstairs
[03:12.30]With the TV
[03:14.01]You can cry and I probably won't hear you
[03:17.13]Because it's loud with the Shop Vac on