Yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah, this one's dedicated
To all the ladies in the front, the back
All the older ladies out there lookin' nice
You know who you are whoo
I need you, boomin' granny
I said, "I want you, boomin' granny "
Boomin' granny, boomin' granny
Boomin' granny, good and plenty
Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny
But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny
For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system
Said, "I love ya won't leave ya so you got to listen"
See I'm talkin' about the way that I'm feeling
You're so lovely lengthy and so appealing
A sassy sophisticated sexy lady
Well I'm 26 and you're 80
The clock is ticking, so you better not front
We can go downtown and we could smoke some blunt
Well you're a lovely girl, just like Bea Arthur
Just turn down the lights so we can go farther
Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny
Boomin' granny, good and plenty
Because I saw ya at the check out line
You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine
Sophisticated, and so mature
I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74
Because I want ya and I need ya
Hey boomin' granny, you could be my teacher
And I could be your pet, bet
Listen old lady I'm gonna make ya sweat
I know I'm younger and your much older
You look so nice on my Chevy Nova
I'm gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya
I gotta tell ya lady
I said I want ya, boomin' granny
Because I need you boomin' granny
Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny
Boomin' granny, good and plenty