The Modern Leper - Frightened Rabbit A cripple walks amongst you All you tired human beings He's got all the things a cripple has not Two working arms and legs Vital parts fall from his system And dissolve in Scottish rain Vitally he doesn't miss them He's too f**ked up to care Is that you in front of me Coming back for even more of exactly the same You must be a masochist You love a modern leper on his last leg On his last leg I've crippled your heart a hundred times And still can't work out why See I've got this disease I can't shake And I'm just rattling through life Oh this is how we do things now And this is how the modern stay scared So I cut out all the good stuff Yeah I cut of my foot to spite my leg Is that you in front of me Coming back for even more of exactly the same You must be a masochist To love a modern leper on his last leg I am ill but I'm not dead And I don't know which of those I'd prefer Because that limb which I have lost I was it the only thing holding me up Holding me up I'm lying on the ground now And you walk in through the only door I have lost my eyesight like I said I would But I still know The that is you in front of me And you are back for even more of exactly the same Well are you a masochist You love a modern leper on his last leg You're not ill and I'm not dead Doesn't that make us the perfect pair Should sit with me Start again And you can tell me all about what you did today What you did today