She said, she said, "You don't know shit Because you've never been there" She turned upon him Took him by the hair Spun him 'round about Laughing as he fell about Sat down for a drink In her father's favorite chair Kill your television I said, "I know I don't shit Because I've never been there" You turn upon me Took me by the hair Spun me 'round about, pushing me out Laughing as I fell about Sat down for a drink In your father's favorite chair She said Soap for sore eyes I need an intermission If looks could kill I'd kill your television Soap for sore eyes I need an intermission If looks could kill I'd kill your television Kill your television Soap for sore eyes