[00:15.79]I once had a girl [00:18.59]Or should I say she once had me [00:23.70]She showed me her room [00:26.25]Isn't it good Norwegian wood? [00:31.41]She asked me to stay [00:33.29]And she told me to sit anywhere [00:39.39]So I looked around [00:41.02]And I noticed there wasn't a chair [00:47.31]I sat on a rug biding my time [00:52.19]drinking her wine [00:55.40]We talked until two and then she said [01:00.17]"it's time for bed" [01:19.66]She told me she worked [01:21.90]in the morning and started to laugh [01:27.78]I told her I didn't [01:30.07]and crawled off to sleep in the bath [01:36.03]And when I awoke I was alone [01:40.93]This bird had flown [01:44.15]So I lit a fire [01:47.11]Isn't it good Norwegian wood