I tell you I didnt do it cause I wasnt there Dont blame me, it just isnt fair You listen to their side Now listen to mine Cant think of a story Sure youll find me sometime Now pass the blame and dont blame me Just close your eyes and count to three (one two three) Then Ill be gone and youll forget The broken window, t.v. set It wasnt me either, Im just his mate He told me to stand here and watch the gate Ive got a wife and three kids you know Theyll tell you Im straight, at least I think so Im as honest as the day is long, The longer the daylight, the less I do wrong Now pass the blame and dont blame me Just close your eyes and count to three (one two three) Then Ill be gone and youll forget The broken window, t.v. set Pass the blame and dont blame me Just close your eyes and count to three (one two three) Then Ill be gone and Ill forget That what you give is what you get... Pass the blame and dont blame me