Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen He goes to all the dances and they call him cha-cha King He cha-cha's when the band is playin' rock and roll He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray Chicks told Casey, you better move man This is only a one night stand Casey wasn't in time but he was dancin' awhile Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray Because he's too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips gettin' weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and it's goin' to stray Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo This might have been fine back in '22 Now, I'm gonna give you fellows just a little tip If you wanna keep your girl you'll better get hip Or, you'll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul You hips are gettin' weaker when you'll try to do the stroll And every time your feet gettin' to go in one way Here comes a new dance you'll be left to stray