Chef Miscellaneous Chocolate Salty Balls (p.s. I Love You) Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites A half a stick of butter melted Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour, you’ll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls They’re big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls Stick ‘em in your mouth, and suck ‘em Suck on my chocolate salted balls They’re packed full of vitamins and good for you So suck on my balls Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookie sheet ‘cause I hate when my balls stick Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick Say everybody have you seen my balls They’re big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck ‘em now) Put ‘em in your mouth, and suck ‘em Suck on my chocolate salted balls They’re packed full of goodness, high in fiber Suck on my balls Hey, wait a minute, what’s that smell Smell like something burning Well, that don’t confront me now Long as I get my rent paid on Friday Baby you better get back in the kitchen ‘Cause I got a sneakin?suspicion Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls! Come, my balls on fire Have mercy baby, my balls are burning Give me some water, pour some water on me My balls are burning, oh my goodness I’m blowin? I’m blowin?them, do something Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck ‘em now) Put ‘em in your mouth and suck ‘em, they’re on fire baby Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck ‘em now) Put ‘em out baby, blow ‘em Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls