He said he didn't even hear trains Let alone the few words The ladies maybe sayin' about him She freaks and tells her closest friend That she'll never love again But she'll never, no not ever live without him Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it Oh Mayhem, doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem, doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem, doo doo doop A lotta Mayhem, woh oh, oh yeah She said he didn't mean a thing So she threw her diamond ring Out the window of a black cab in Camden He couldn't take it, what she did So he threw a hissy fit And he took it out on anyone at random Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it Oh Mayhem, doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem, doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem, doo doo doop A lotta Mayhem, woh oh, oh yeah Dinning sound, lights spinning round Some mothers' son Gotta fight or got to run, run, run, run Run, run, run, run, run Ten pints and then he starts a fight And he lands himself a night In a cell wearing gray pants and bruises Twelve mates bangin' on the door Oh, the back up vans galore Never saw such a street full of losers Wouldn't believe it, if you seen it Oh Mayhem, doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem, doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem, doo doo doop A lotta Mayhem, woh oh, oh yeah Mayhem, doo doo doop Yeah, Mayhem, doo doo doop A lotta Mayhem, doo doo doop A lotta Mayhem, woh oh, oh yeah Oh Mayhem, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yeah