You got in trouble, you was going to jail 
Judge askin me, will I draw your bail, 
I couldn't refuse, cuz I never fail 
And you cant beat that with a hammer and a nail. 
Lookie hear 
I give you everything, that I could afford 
You keep beggin..just askin for more 
I gave you a yacht..but you say you wanna sail 
Well you cant beat that with a hammer and a nail. 
Nooo..no..yeah! 
(solo) 
I'm not the best, not the best in town, 
I'll be the best , till the best comes around 
Cuz I promise you, I will never fail 
And you cant beat that with a hammer and a nail 
Oh you cant beat that with a hammer and a nail 
Nooo..noooo.nooo 
(Guitar solo) 
Well lets see.. people enjoy this now 
Lets get outta hear..