[00:06.57]Today was my birthday party
[00:09.07]It was so moving I cried
[00:12.40]I had a super happy good time
[00:15.52]Until most of my best friends died
[00:18.18](Oh god!)
[00:19.18]So I ran into the bedroom
[00:21.95]Where there was still some folks alive
[00:25.16]We had a pajama jammy pillow fight
[00:28.56]But tragically no one survi-ee-ived
[00:32.22]
[00:32.61]Ooooooh!
[00:33.88]Hey there Ninja Brian
[00:35.51]Ooooooh!
[00:36.82]We're awesome together
[00:38.84]Ooooooh!
[00:40.17]You know that I'm not lying
[00:41.91]Ooooooh!
[00:43.29]Best friends forever!
[00:45.16]Ooooooh!
[00:46.71]But if you wouldn't mind, there's...
[00:48.34]Ooooooh!
[00:49.84]One thing I'd like to request
[00:51.55]Ooooooh!
[00:52.87]It'd sure be great if you could please stop
[00:54.74]Ooooooh!
[00:55.85]Murdering all of my other friends
[00:57.60]
[00:58.92]That's a dick move, bro.
[01:00.85]Dick move.
[01:01.68]
[01:04.33]This morning at the dog park
[01:06.87]I met a cool new bunch of guys
[01:09.90]Now we're hanging out together
[01:13.01]And everything- God damn it, Ninja Brian
[01:16.76]A few deaths I could look past
[01:19.62]At three hundred I was concerned
[01:22.68]Fifty thousand murders later
[01:25.96]I'm starting to think you will never lea-a-earn
[01:29.55]
[01:30.03]Ooooooh!
[01:31.48]Hey there Ninja Brian
[01:33.14]Ooooooh!
[01:34.68]Just always remember
[01:36.37]Ooooooh!
[01:37.72]Through the good times and the homicides
[01:39.53]Ooooooh!
[01:41.08]Best friends forever!
[01:42.77]Ooooooh!
[01:44.08]I think that I can solve our problem
[01:45.90]Ooooooh!
[01:47.35]Meet your new friend, Ninja Jim
[01:49.16]Ooooooh!
[01:50.34]I know you guys will get along great
[01:52.26]Ooooooh!
[01:53.30]Except for the fact you just murdered him
[01:55.25]
[01:56.06]Really, Ninja Brian?
[01:57.42]During the chorus?
[01:58.54]Heh. I can't stay mad at you.
[02:00.58]
[02:01.97]Our rock jams
[02:04.72]We'll reign supreme
[02:08.37]As long as you don't stab me
[02:11.14]We'll be a legendary team
[02:14.33]
[02:15.45]Ninja Brian, what are you doing?
[02:17.13]What is that?
[02:18.02]Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife.
[02:19.61]I can tell by the way it's stabbing me.
[02:22.74]Sigh. Good talk buddy.