[00:28.47]Did you fight the Roman wars
[00:31.16]And end up naked on your horse
[00:35.26]Did you earn your winner's strikes
[00:38.04]And fall down drunk in your face last night
[00:41.85]Is it true you lost your wealth
[00:44.96]And then your health to breast-fed milk
[00:48.22]
[00:49.80]Happy birthday
[00:53.09]To the worst friend in the world
[00:56.57]Happy birthday
[00:58.53]To you  to you  to you
[01:01.94]It's true  it's true
[01:05.23]And we don't know what you're trying to prove
[01:08.95]It's true it's true
[01:12.05]And we don't know what you're trying to do
[01:16.53]
[01:30.23]Did you find Egyptian tombs
[01:32.98]And sacred jewels when you read the news
[01:37.05]Did you take her home last night
[01:39.66]And fly first class  It'd be fifteen flights
[01:43.92]Is it true you grew up poor
[01:46.48]But then found success at the video store
[01:50.20]
[01:51.40]Happy birthday
[01:54.81]Can I poison your drink
[01:58.33]Happy birthday
[02:00.17]To you  to you  to you
[02:03.64]It's true  it's true
[02:06.94]And we don't know what you're trying to prove
[02:10.77]It's true  it's true
[02:13.71]And we don't know what you're trying to do
[02:18.35]
[02:51.68]It's true  it's true
[02:54.90]And we don't know what you're trying to prove
[02:57.76]
[02:58.66]It's true  it's true
[03:01.73]And we don't know what you're trying to do
[03:05.57]It's true  it's true
[03:08.66]And we don't know what you're trying to prove
[03:12.43]It's true  it's true
[03:15.36]And we don't know what you're trying to do