[00:06.98]My baby came to me lately
[00:16.26]"Honey, please don't take this bad, but maybe
[00:24.65]When you laid me
[00:28.23]Could we try to spice it up?"
[00:33.19]
[00:35.66]I looked across the table
[00:44.73]First to see if she was joking
[00:50.08]No joke
[00:52.67]There was no flicker
[00:56.71]Just a girl who wanted more
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[01:04.19]Than meat and potatoes
[01:10.80]She may stop at whips and chains
[01:18.37]She needs carousal
[01:24.82]More arousal
[01:27.56]A bit of pain
[01:29.64]
[01:31.68]So we started by using handcuffs
[01:40.93]We tried a can of cold whipped cream
[01:45.63]I was allergic to so much dairy
[01:52.59]She had to finish it all by herself
[01:57.77]
[01:59.93]I slapped her
[02:02.89]She wasn't expecting
[02:09.43]Then she hit me back
[02:12.55]She frigging cracked me
[02:17.32]I got a nose bleed
[02:20.88]She was angry
[02:24.09]She wanted more
[02:27.89]
[02:28.27]Than mean and potatoes
[02:34.93]She may stop at pumps and drains!
[02:42.26]She needs arousal
[02:48.78]Some carousal
[02:51.20]A bit of pain
[02:53.36]
[02:55.13]Invite the neighbours
[02:59.01]Or total strangers
[03:04.94]Give yourself a leg up, honey
[03:09.77]Wear "The Queen" mask
[03:13.18]Put on the French basque
[03:16.66]It's full of handy holes
[03:20.08]And if we're going to use them all
[03:22.68]We're going to need more than
[03:23.94]
[03:24.29]Meat and potatoes!
[03:30.63]Oh she may draw the line at dolls and freaks
[03:38.07]She needs some abusing
[03:44.40]Some amusement
[03:46.67]To get through the week
[03:48.96]
[03:51.73]"I know you respect me
[03:56.58]And you won't reject me
[04:04.28]And the arrow of our love is straight and true"
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