unhand me i am not a criminal though i've played a guilty part in the modern sense that one pretends their life is original i wrote a book and i will call it something cynical the story is slow the hero does not change and if he can then he won't anyway instead his foes and lovers all become identical i fled the country i thought i'd leave this behind but i built the same damn house on every acre i could find and i tried to fake my own death just shake the devils from my mind i said unhand me i am not a criminal and if i am i paid the man just let me go soon enough you will be dancing at my funeral