Alabama Arkansas I do love my Ma and Pa Not the way that I do love you Well holy moly me oh my You're the apple of my eye Girl I've never loved one like you Man o man you're my best friend I scream it to the nothingness There ain't nothing that I need Hot and heavy pumpkin pie Chocolate candy Jesus Christ Ain't nothing please me more than you Home, let me come home Home is wherever I'm with you Home, let me come home Home is wherever I'm with you La la la la Take me home Mama I'm coming home I follow you into the park, Through the jungle, through the dark Girl I've never loved one like you Moats and boats and waterfalls, Alleyways and payphone calls I been everywhere with you (that's true) Laugh until we think we'll die, Barefoot on a summer night Never could be sweeter than with you And in the streets you run afree, Like it's only you and me, Geeze, you're something to see. La la la la Take me home Mama I'm coming home ‒ Jade? ‒ Alexander? ‒ Do you remember that day you fell outta my window? ‒ I sure do ‒ you came jumping right out after me. ‒ Well, you fell on the concrete, nearly broke your ass, and you were bleeding all over the place, I rushed you out to the hospital, you remember that? ‒ Yes, I do. ‒ Well, there's something I never told you about that night. ‒ What didn't you tell me? ‒ Well, while you were sitting in the back seat smoking a cigarette you thought was gonna be your last, I was falling deep, deep in love with you, and I never told you till just now! Home, let me come home, home is wherever I'm with you Our home, yes I'm home, home is when I'm alone with you Alabama Arkansas I do love my Ma and Pa Moats and boats and waterfalls, Alleyways and payphone calls Home is when I'm alone with you! Home is when I'm alone with you