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[00:00.13]When I was first learning of love as a teenager
[00:04.91]One source gave me all my ideas and theories
[00:09.31]Jane Austen's masterpiece work, Pride and Prejudice
[00:13.81]Or actually, the 1995 BBC mini-series
[00:18.10]Oh that Mr.Darcy, so gruff and so distant
[00:22.31]With a sensitive spirit just waiting to shine
[00:27.05]There's a good reason that women love jerks
[00:30.99]It seems like a fantastic idea at the time
[02:57.02][02:39.70][01:28.41][00:35.89]Oh, oh, oh, Mr.Darcy
[03:01.52][02:43.86][01:32.76][00:39.99]Oh, oh, oh, Colin Firth
[03:05.77][00:44.35]You're tall, dark, and handsome
[03:08.02][00:46.70]You're charming and wonderful
[03:10.43][00:49.00]No other men are worth half what you're worth
[00:53.39]When I was 19 I traveled to Europe
[00:57.61]To study and learn and go clubbing and drink
[01:01.99]There was a cute boy in my history lessons
[01:06.44]Who hailed from near London and mostly ignored me
[01:10.99]So, of course, I fell for him and his charming voice
[01:14.99]His detachment and rudeness got me in a snap
[01:19.54]He finally noticed me at the end of semester
[01:23.95]Took me on one date and treated me like crap
[02:48.06][01:37.00]You wily old bastard, you wonderful specimen
[02:52.67][01:41.71]You've messed up the hearts of young girls 'round the earth
[02:04.52]If you meet a gentleman hailing from England
[02:08.36]Don't be so impressed; hold on to your heart
[02:13.35]Just because a guy has a British accent
[02:17.21]Does not mean he's witty or decent or smart.
[02:22.10]If a boy treats you with tasteful indifference
[02:26.41]If he is handsome, but bristly and cold
[02:30.66]Don't be intrigued just because he's ignoring you
[02:35.15]Not every asshole has a heart of gold