I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy-ass wife

Got a baby on the way

Glad I got work

Glad I got pay

I'm crawling back down in the  ditch today

The crews a bunch of stoners

The boss is a shit

Be a miracle if one of us

Does not get hit

By a ton of pipe

On a cheap ass chain

Swinging round the sky

In this pouring ass rain

I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy-ass wife

Got a baby on the way

Glad I got work

Glad I got pay

I'm Crawling back down in the ditch today

My crazy-ass wife

She's nutty as her brother


According to her mother

Supposed to marry up

Now she is knocked up down

By a poor man

Wrestling a pipe in the ground

I am crawling back down in the ditch today

I got a crazy-ass wife

Got a baby on the way

Glad I got work

Glad I got pay

Crawling back down in the ditch today

My wife god bless her and for what it is worth

Thinks she and taylor swift Were twins at birth

Separated at birth

Earth to wife

Wife to earth


I got a crazy-ass wife


Glad I got work

Glad I got pay

Crawling back down in the ditch today

I'm glad I got work

Glad I got pay

I'm crawling back down in the ditch today