Las Vegas - Steep Canyon Rangers
Tight skirt  t-shirts and quick Casanovas
Honeymooners  middle schoolers
Sightseers  high rollers
We're all on the strip tonight
Bathin' in the neon lights
Ohohohohoho  Mama I'm two steps over the line
King of this plastic castle
And I feel like dying
Minivans  chrome wheels
Flip-flops and high heels
Prowlin' down the asphalt red carpet sidewalks
A slice of the American dream
Five cherries on the slot machine
Ohohohohoho  Mama I'm two steps over the line
King of this plastic castle
And I feel like dying
They give me high balls and free beer
As long as I'm sitting here
With the sure things  bad beats
Suckers and the wannabes
Who's cold sweatin when the pot gets doubled
If you ain't hustling you can
Bet you're getting hustled
Ohohohohoho  Mama I'm two steps over the line
King of this plastic castle
And I feel like dying
I wash my hands but they won't come clean
Try to clear my head of the things I've seen
Take another shot of whiskey
But this ain't no dream
And I feel like I've been sold
Ohohohohoho  Mama I'm two steps over the line
King of this plastic castle
And I feel like dying
Ohohohohoho Ohohohohoho