I am the spider on top of your drain I am the cat you won't let in from the rain I am the bull you're my matador I am the ladybird under your shoe The dog on your lap that you just can't wait to move I am the fly in your drink you pour down the sink I am the shark pulling you down I am the mole in the hole under the ground I'm pest control if it gets out of hand All of these things I am to you I try so hard not to hold it against you 'Cause I know I'll never love another like you I'll never love another like you I am the fox that's part of your game I am the turkey on christmas day I am the monkey you stare at when you're at the zoo I am the elephant under the big top I am the deer in the woods who gets shot I am the seal on the ice while you hold the club I am the shark pulling you down I am the mole in the hole under the ground I'm pest control if it gets out of hand All of these things I am to you I try so hard not to hold it against you 'Cause I know I'll never love another like you I'll never love another like you All of these things I am to you I try so hard not to hold it against you But I know I'll never love another like you I am the shark pulling you down I am the mole in the hole under the ground I'm pest control if it gets out of hand All of these things I am to you I try so hard not to hold it against you 'Cause I know I'll never love another like you I'll never love another like you I'll never love another like you I'll never love another like you