[00:03.290]It's a god-awful small affair
[00:07.470]To the girl with the mousy hair
[00:11.530]But her mummy is yelling "No"
[00:15.240]And her daddy has told her to go
[00:19.740]But her friend is nowhere to be seen
[00:23.570]Now she walks through her sunken dream
[00:27.290]To the seat with the clearest view
[00:30.960]And she's hooked to the silver screen
[00:36.390]But the film is a saddening bore
[00:39.380]For she's lived it ten times or more
[00:43.240]She could spit in the eyes of fools
[00:47.100]As they ask her to focus on
[00:50.940]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[00:54.250]Oh man! look at those cavemen go
[01:00.420]It's the freakiest show
[01:03.960]Take a look at the lawman
[01:08.050]Beating up the wrong guy
[01:09.950]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[01:13.760]He's in the best selling show
[01:19.070]Is there life on Mars?
[01:27.460]
[01:43.870]It's on Amerika's tortured brow
[01:47.470]That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
[01:51.440]Now the workers have struck for fame
[01:55.290]'Cause Lennon's on sale again
[01:59.200]See the mice in their million hordes
[02:03.190]From Ibeza to the norfolk broads
[02:07.260]Rule Britannia is out of bounds
[02:10.990]To my mother, my dog, and clowns
[02:14.930]But the film is a saddening bore
[02:18.970]'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
[02:22.700]It's about to be writ again
[02:26.590]As I ask you to focus on
[02:30.300]Sailors fighting in the dance hall
[02:33.910]Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
[02:40.320]It's the freakiest show
[02:43.310]Take a look at the Lawman
[02:47.320]Beating up the wrong guy
[02:49.410]Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
[02:53.310]He's in the best selling show
[02:59.300]Is there life on Mars?
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