[00:52.690]I once had a girl [00:55.490]Or should I say she once had me [01:00.600]She showed me her room [01:03.150]Isn't it good Norwegian wood? [01:08.310]She asked me to stay [01:10.190]And she told me to sit anywhere [01:16.290]So I looked around [01:17.920]And I noticed there wasn't a chair [01:23.310]I sat on a rug biding my time [01:27.290]drinking her wine [01:30.500]We talked until two and then she said [01:34.370]"it's time for bed" [02:04.660]She told me she worked [02:06.600]in the morning and started to laugh [02:12.180]I told her I didn't [02:13.270]and crawled off to sleep in the bath [02:19.230]And when I awoke I was alone [02:23.230]This bird had flown [02:25.850]So I lit a fire [02:27.910]Isn't it good Norwegian wood