[00:03.00]This is your bailout, sweetie your bailout
[00:05.80]Honey I’m calling to bail you out
[00:08.42]You can tell him your dad’s in the hospital
[00:10.50]Your building’s on fire
[00:12.00]That’s all you need to say
[00:14.85]and you’re free on your way
[00:19.90]It’s your bestie calling, It’s Reggie to the rescue
[00:23.00]Who do save you from another catastrophic blind date
[00:25.85]I’ve done it time and again, save you from horrendous men
[00:28.48]all those losers who should never be allowed to pro-create
[00:30.50]The dentist with the foul breath that make you wanna yak
[00:34.48]or that hippie with the hair growing only on his back
[00:36.93]or the guy obsessed with disney
[00:38.00]second thought, I’ll cut him slack
[00:39.55]though his love for princesses was rather suspect
[00:42.08]But I’m digressing
[00:43.00]I’m obsessing
[00:43.90]You did not pick up your cell
[00:45.02]which means you either didn’t hear it ring
[00:46.22]or things are going well
[00:48.00]So e-mail, call or FaceTime tell me if you like this guy
[00:50.43]Okay that’s it
[00:51.10]I love you lots, need you forever, bye~
[00:54.60]This is your bailout, sweetie your bailout
[00:57.13]Honey I’m calling to bail you out
[00:59.80]You can tell him your grandma broke her hip
[01:01.00]or your dog ate some chocolate
[01:03.00]That’s all you need to say
[01:05.50]and you’re free on your way
[01:07.00]Later, bi*ch!