This is your bailout, sweetie your bailout
Honey I’m calling to bail you out
You can tell him your dad’s in the hospital
Your building’s on fire
That’s all you need to say
and you’re free on your way
It’s your bestie calling, It’s Reggie to the rescue
Who do save you from another catastrophic blind date
I’ve done it time and again, save you from horrendous men
all those losers who should never be allowed to pro-create
The dentist with the foul breath that make you wanna yak
or that hippie with the hair growing only on his back
or the guy obsessed with disney
second thought, I’ll cut him slack
though his love for princesses was rather suspect
But I’m digressing
I’m obsessing
You did not pick up your cell
which means you either didn’t hear it ring
or things are going well
So e-mail, call or FaceTime tell me if you like this guy
Okay that’s it
I love you lots, need you forever, bye~
This is your bailout, sweetie your bailout
Honey I’m calling to bail you out
You can tell him your grandma broke her hip
or your dog ate some chocolate
That’s all you need to say
and you’re free on your way
Later, bi*ch!