[00:05.48]MAN 1
[00:05.87]It was all going okay
[00:10.20]But now you don't know what to say
[00:15.42]'Cause you thought that you were being clever
[00:19.69]But you came off just as dumb as ever
[00:23.44]WOMAN 1
[00:25.72]You should just run for the door
[00:30.92]You've played out this scene before
[00:34.56]And you're stuck in a slew of hems and haws
[00:41.62]BOTH
[00:41.89]It's so awkward
[00:43.85]This awkward pause
[00:53.22]MEN, WOMEN AND WAITER
[00:54.72]Would gladly eat a plate of glass
[00:59.43]If it would make this moment pass
[01:03.72]Would rather skydive with no parachute
[01:07.93]Man 1
[01:08.24]Get caught solicitinga **********
[01:12.69]WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER
[01:13.84]Better to bump into an ex
[01:15.98]MAN 1
[01:16.00]Or crash your car into a tree
[01:18.12]WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER
[01:18.38]See your parents having sex
[01:20.30]MAN 1
[01:20.43]Or catch a mild STD
[01:22.65]MEN, WOMEN & WAITER
[01:22.86]Things that normally are paralyzing
[01:27.2]Compared to this, they all seem appetizing
[01:31.61]'Cause you're stuck in the agonizing claws of the awkward
[01:40.80]The awkward pause