MAN 1
It was all going okay
But now you don't know what to say
'Cause you thought that you were being clever
But you came off just as dumb as ever
WOMAN 1
You should just run for the door
You've played out this scene before
And you're stuck in a slew of hems and haws
BOTH
It's so awkward
This awkward pause
MEN, WOMEN AND WAITER
Would gladly eat a plate of glass
If it would make this moment pass
Would rather skydive with no parachute
Man 1
Get caught solicitinga **********
WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER
Better to bump into an ex
MAN 1
Or crash your car into a tree
WOMEN, MAN 2 AND WAITER
See your parents having sex
MAN 1
Or catch a mild STD
MEN, WOMEN & WAITER
Things that normally are paralyzing
Compared to this, they all seem appetizing
'Cause you're stuck in the agonizing claws of the awkward
The awkward pause