[00:02.72]EDGY ROCKER GUY
[00:04.00]I never open up your door
[00:06.32]I never shower you with praise
[00:09.46]When you call or text my phone
[00:11.24]I don't reply to you for days
[00:14.95]I can't hold down a job
[00:17.42]I failed my GED
[00:19.08]I'm angry then indifferent
[00:22.72]And babe, oooh babe
[00:25.00]That's why you love me
[00:27.58]That's why you love me
[00:29.88]EDGY BRITISH GUY
[00:31.99]I take you out to awesome meals
[00:34.43]But can't afford to pay the checks
[00:37.50]I will pledge eternal love
[00:39.42]Then leave your place right after sex
[00:43.2]I always say I'm booked
[00:45.23]In truth, I'm usually free
[00:47.09]I canceled on your birthday
[00:50.23]And babe, oooh babe
[00:52.43]That's why you love me
[00:54.89]EDGY ROCKER GUY
[00:55.91]That's why you love me
[00:57.80]BOTH
[00:58.22]That's why you love me
[01:02.05]EDGY BRITISH GUY
[01:02.59]You love how I keep you guessing
[01:04.73]If I'm interested or not
[01:07.86]EDGY ROCKER GUY
[01:08.06]And how I tell your mother
[01:09.52]That she is super-fricking hot!
[01:13.71]BOTH
[01:14.00]How I cover up my lies
[01:16.50]By sayin' I'm hangin' with the guys
[01:19.00]EDGY ROCKER GUY
[01:19.23]No one'll treat you half as nice
[01:21.32]EDGY BRITISH GUY
[01:21.65]I only cheated on you twice
[01:26.9]BOTH
[01:29.00]You've got no choice
[01:29.92]You know you're hooked
[01:31.00]EDGY ROCKER GUY
[01:31.29]You're hooked!
[01:31.82]EDGY BRITISH GUY
[01:32.01]You gave it up on our first date
[01:33.92]EDGY ROCKER GUY
[01:34.2]Oh yeah!
[01:34.48]EDGY BRITISH GUY
[01:34.87]After I told you you looked fine
[01:36.41]But had to lose a little weight
[01:39.0]EDGY ROCKER GUY
[01:39.12]Only ten pounds!
[01:40.33]BOTH
[01:40.59]I'm bound to disappoint
[01:42.59]I'm sure that you'd agree
[01:45.19]EDGY BRITISH GUY
[01:45.35]I'm snotty and neglectful
[01:47.58]EDGY ROCKER GUY
[01:48.23]I'm nasty and self-serving
[01:50.84]BOTH
[01:50.98]I've got a giant *****!
[01:53.26]And babe, oooh, babe
[01:55.21]That's why you love me
[01:57.24]EDGY BRITISH GUY
[01:57.59]Yeah yeah yeah!
[01:58.22]BOTH
[01:58.50]That's why you love me
[02:00.00]EDGY ROCKER GUY
[02:00.25]Oh yeah!
[02:01.25]BOTH
[02:01.30]That's why you love me
[02:05.04]That's why you love me!