AARON
So who do you have in mind to set me up with?
CASEY
Well, that depends
What's your type?
AARON
Oh, you know
Nothing too specific, just
I don't know, maybe
Five foot four with a cream complexion
Hazel eyes you get lost in for days
ALLISON
Chestnut hair halfway down the back
Slender figure with breasts that amaze
AARON
Just the slightest hint of a dimple
ALLISON
Pouty lips with a lily white smile
AARON & ALLISON
Tiny birthmark below the right shoulder
GABE
And a manic-depressive, demanding, emasculating
Ball-busting beast from hell