[00:00.0]CASEY'S VOICEMAIL
[00:00.58]Hey, it's Casey
[00:01.12]Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
[00:02.52]REGGIE
[00:03.92]This is your bailout
[00:05.52]Sweetie, your bailout
[00:06.86]Honey, I'm callin' to bail you out
[00:09.01]And you still aren't answering
[00:10.68]Your phone, now I'm pissed
[00:12.03]I mean really
[00:12.61][Spoken]
[00:13.0]Wait, hold on
[00:13.98]Stop the music!
[00:15.04]I said stop the music!
[00:19.00]I don't wanna sing anymore!
[00:20.99]Shit!
[00:21.53]Okay, seriously, bitch?
[00:23.33]What's the deal?
[00:24.40]'Cause this is like my third
[00:24.88]Unreturned phone call tonight
[00:26.27]Which has never happened before
[00:28.0]And it's really starting to make me
[00:29.34]Feel desperate
[00:30.12]And Reggie doesn't do desperate
[00:32.90]Correct me if I'm wrong
[00:34.23]But did we not agree
[00:35.12]The night that we met doing karaoke
[00:36.70]And, and bonding over 'Love is a Battlefield'
[00:39.04]That we would be best friends forever!
[00:41.13]Well I'm fairly certain BFF's pick up the phone
[00:43.83]When the other one calls, right!
[00:46.00]I mean, what is going on here?
[00:47.34]One date and you're already
[00:48.46]Dumping me for this guy?
[00:49.79]Could it really be going that well?
[00:51.66]Or did he just, like, shove you
[00:53.02]In the back of his creepy white van
[00:54.63]And now your phone's lying in a ditch
[00:56.41]At the side of the road somewhere!
[00:58.38]You're not dead, are you?
[01:00.52]Oh my god, you're totally dead!
[01:02.19]And he's, he's, he's, he--
[01:03.83]Oh! Oh! He's making a dress out of your skin
[01:06.27]At this scary moment
[01:07.05]And you're never even gonna get this voicemail!
[01:09.79]That's it, Case
[01:11.200]I'm coming to the rescue!
[01:13.00]Later, skank!