(Verse)
Walk in like a fistful of bottle rockets
Its only defense on my back pocket
You never see what you gonna see
And you won’t believe when you see it but it’s only me
(Chorus)
I’m your leading man
Up front, like a leader of the band
The one thing you must understand
You’ve got to draw a line in the sand yea
For the leading man
(Verse)
Red browning on the rug and it’s alright
Sip something in the tub and it’s all night
You’re gonna feel what you’re gonna feel
And it’s gonna feel, feel alright yea
(Chorus)
I’m your leading man
Up front, like a leader of the band
The one thing you must understand
You’ve got to draw a line in the sand yea
For the leading man
(Verse)
Got those alligators on the corner acting up
And the bravest has a hold on the back of his drum
He's a snakeskin lizard to the tip of his tongue
Hold my gun and tell me where you're from...
(Chorus)
I’m your leading man
Up front, like the leader of the band
The one thing you must understand
I’ve got to draw a line in the sand yea
I’m your leading man
All you suckers get the back of my hand
Too drunk while the pretty girls stare
Don't hate me for the way the chips land 
I'm your leading man.