My mummy says I'm a miracle.
My daddy says I'm his special little guy.
I am a princess,
And I am a prince.
Mum says I'm an angel. (x3)


So you think you're A-ble [able
To survive this mess by B-ing [being
A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see
There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy

If you put in heaps of F-ort [effort
You're just wasting ener-G [energy
'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent [ancient
I
Have suffered in this J-ail [jail
I've been trapped inside this K-ge [cage
This living h-L [hell
But if I try I can rem-M-ber [remember
Back before my life had N-ded [ended
Before my happy days were O-ver [over
Before I first heard the P-ling [pealing
Like you I was Q-rious [curious
So innocent I R-sked [asked
But, unl-S [unless
Listen up and I will T-ch [teach
U [you
You'll be punished so se-V-rely [severely
And if you cry it will be W [double, you
And remember to be X-tremely [extremely
Y?
Why? Did you hear what he said?
Just you wait for phy-Z [phys. ed.
What's phys. ed.?
Physical education!

My mummy says I'm a miracle.
My daddy said I would be the teacher's pet.
School is really fun, according to my mum.
Dad says I would learn the alphabet.
The alphabet? You'd better learn to listen, kid!
So you think you're A-ble [able
To survive this mess by B-ing [being
A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see
There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy

If you put in heaps of F-ort [effort
You're just wasting ener-G [energy
'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent [ancient
I
Have suffered in this J-ail [jail
I've been trapped inside this K-ge [cage
This living h-L [hell
But if I try I can rem-M-ber [remember
Back before my life had N-ded [ended
Before my happy days were O-ver [over
Before I first heard the P-ling [pealing
Like you I was Q-rious [curious
So innocent I R-sked [asked
But, unl-S [unless
Listen up and I will T-ch [teach

You'll be punished so se-V-rely [severely
And if you cry it will be W [double, you
And remember to be X-tremely [extremely
Y?
Why? Did you hear what he said?
Just you wait for phy-Z [phys. ed.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X
YYYYYYYY
Just you wait for phy-Z!