[00:06.660]Well you took me to the movies
[00:09.909]You took me to the dance
[00:12.519]You took me to your warehouse
[00:15.540]Tied up in the back of your van
[00:18.119]You said “whip it out”
[00:20.180]And i started to shout
[00:21.620]“i’m in love with the woman again!”
[00:25.500]Well you took me to your office
[00:28.610]We went to meet your folks
[00:31.540]We went out to the garden shed
[00:34.250]Where i took off all my clothes
[00:37.40]And i was terrified by the look in your eyes
[00:40.410]But there’s a lot to loving i don’t know
[00:44.220]Well you took me to the ceremony
[00:47.740]To sweat out all my fear
[00:50.720]You came across the cosmic serpent
[00:53.200]With pants rolling into his hair
[00:55.910]If he’s my spirit guide
[00:57.700]I’m gonna stay inside
[00:58.910]I’m never sleeping in a teepee again
[01:03.280]No no, no no no no no
[01:28.70]Well you asked me where i came from
[01:31.70]In the middle of round ten
[01:34.70]I thanked you for the compliment
[01:37.40]Before you clarified what you meant
[01:39.510]You said “what the hell are you doing here?
[01:43.40]There’s a crawler in my apartment”
[01:46.830]Trout fishing in america
[01:50.110]Baby go and buy a pole
[01:52.560]But by the time i got around to
[01:54.730]Reading the book
[01:55.980]I was a celebrated deep sea pro
[01:58.340]Was drinking greyhounds
[02:00.510]Way below the ground
[02:01.650]On my very own tv show
[02:05.690]Well we went to get some work done
[02:08.779]So our faces finally matched
[02:11.999]The doctor took one look at me
[02:14.529]And took a skin graft out of my ass
[02:17.320]If this is what it takes
[02:18.950]It takes you one date
[02:20.690]I’m gonna put my mammoth behind glass
[02:22.978]If i make it out alive
[02:25.10]From hollywood and vine
[02:26.239]I’ll build a cabin up in the northwest
[02:30.529]No no, no no no no no.